Well, ole Haim is dead dead overdose style. How cliche. And, the bloggers and douchies are oh so upset. Why should I be any more upset than when Hardluck Harry the drunk croaked last week. After all, Hardluck Harry didn’t poop on the world with garbage like Lucas, Lost Boys, or Dream a Little Dream.

Why do you people care?

Seriously…

Why do you even care?

He wouldn’t give a fuck if it were you who was going six feet under.

Later Corey. Say hi to Brittany.

Well, I got to come out of semi-retirement here to talk about a dead Brittany Murphy. I got to do that because I know all the other jerks are going to be talking about her cardiac arrest death today and speculating about drug overdose etc. Look jerks. Every jerk ass celebrity blogger wants to talk bullshit so people click their ads and they makes some money. So, they figure Brittany Murphy croaking is a big story. And, it is… because she was beautiful. She was sexy and sleek and all I want to really mention is the stand-up pumperama sex scene from Eight Mile. Damn Brittany that was hot girl. You were hot. I’m going to miss you. Celebrity blogger greedy scum disgusting jerk-asses kiss off…

Ha ha. It seem Josh Holloway resent his sex symbol status. He a sex symbol? Okay, pass the PCP over here nigggas. Pass that Jack Daniel. I know somebody got to be seriously tripping if they think that flabby white boy a sex symbol! Oh, shit, I need a laugh like that this morning!

He play some douche Sawyer on stupid show Lost. Hate that stupid shit I watch 5 minute of it once and keep thinking, “Damn this shit stupid.” He be running around with shirt off. Shit, you ain’t got a sexy body Josh Hollway! Cover that flabby shit up! You look like you need a few year in the gym beeeoooootch!

This is how world look to white boy:

“The whole sex-symbol thing is really strange,” he explained. “I wouldn’t wish it on anybody. I appreciate the opportunity to work, the cash it gives you, and other things it provides are wonderful. But the celebrity thing… I don’t like attention. Like anybody, it’s impossible not to feel self-conscious if someone’s looking at you all the time, everywhere you go.”

Pass that vodka my way you bland-ass, average-looking cracker! Boy look like Bo Duke on meth + shit you banjo-looking, pasty face, arrogant, conceited…you ain’t no sex symbol!

Celebrity Satan

I was all set to write my wisdom for ya niggas + shit…and then stupid ass Katie call me up + she say, “LaTosha, a lot of people want celebrity sex tape so you write about that shit so we get traffic.” I say, “what the fuck you mean traffic girl? Who drivin’?”  She say, “visitor to website celebrity satan” + shit…bitch, what the fuck I care about that shit? Skippy told me that for the past year we been averaging 8,000 daily people lookin’ over here…that enough for me. Why, what am I trying to do become some sort of ghetto CHarles Kuralt or Walter Kronky or some shit? I ain’t no negress Mike Walters…

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Damn…sometime all there is for a black girl to say is damn. There be a lot of critique negative about our black men…and, I gotta say that a lot of that shit warranted. Yea, we got Barak OBama now, and I proud of that…I love Obama and I think he gonna be best President ever. Since Obama got elected, sometimes I chant USA! USA! I ain’t lying!

But, for every Obama making us proud we got 100 stupid ass black men such as Charles Barkley to make us look bad. Sir Charles? Sir my fucking black ass! Typical nigga lookin’ to get his cock sucked!

Look, ya’ll, I ain’t that uptight. I know we people + we got sex needs. Yea, I get that. But, what we don’t HAVE to do is drive around drunk looking for blowjob and tellin’ cop about how it be best blow job of life and shit.

I get that we people and we make mistakes. Yea, I get that + I made pleny of mistake in my own life. But, black people already looked upon poorly by a lot of folk, and now we got new President I hopin’ that black people be handling themselves with more pride + shit. I mean…can you see where I’m comin’ from?

LaTosha

I never like Kathy Griffin. She just prove that all you need to be famous is a big fucking mouth. Why don’t white girl act her age? She pushin’ fifty year old + she + everybody else think it so cute that she act like a teenager. Well, it’s not cute. It stupid. It revolting. + she don’t give a fuck about American culture. All she care about is trying to make herself more fame. That why she make a comment on Cnn with wimpy-ass Anderson Cooper about knocking dicks out of your mouths. Look at video. So, you got your attention kathy griffin. You only had to make a complete vulgarity out of yourself in the process. Some way to bring in the new year. And, we got to see Dick Clark in all his pathetic sadness imposed on us. Happy fuckin’ new year.

LaTosha

Sorry, ya’ll. I got your email about where I at but I been busy cleaning white folk home. Now, I know that Katie be sayin’ that I ironic, but I say, “Shut up you dumb white bitch don’t you know there ain’t nothin’ unusual about a black ass cleanin’ up for whitey and resenting it like a motherfucker!” But, it been more than that too because my boyfriend also got arrested for slangin’ and shit, and I be dealin’ with this lawyer and shit and lawyer scum want to rip our black asses off… so fuck yo rss feed if it ain’t givin’ you enough black girl to make you happy.

All right on to other shit I upset like a fuck about this cracker ass who be singing Barack the magic negro… what kind of bullshit is that? Barack our President of United States. how about we show the man some respect! I serious! He our President and if you don’t like that Chip Saltsman that you get your ass the fuck out of America! You heard me!

You don’t like it that we got a black President? Huh, you Saltsman… you don’t like that? Then leave America! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY! This is our President, and if you ain’t proud…then at least shut your fucking disgusting mouth! BARACK OBAMA IS MY PRESIDENT! AND I’M GOD DAMN PROUD AS HELL! AND I DON’T WANT YOUR ATTITUDE CHIP SALTSMAN IN MY AMERICA! GET OUT!

Chip Saltsman went beyond bad taste…white boy went beyond vulgarity. What he did is the absolute most unpatriotic disgusting thing I’ve seen in a damn long time.

All right…fuck him. Now, on to some other shit…Katie…you know that girl hate celebrities…she was gonna do a whole piece about the most hated ones of the year but her white ass too drunk…not even new year eve dark and she already pass out … anyway, i found this other list of hated celeb 2008 … it pretty good cuz it got Madonna + she stupid with all her voodoo religion bullshit. white girl old + need to stop thinking of herself as sexy symbol. It also got fatty Rosie and Tom Cruise + I never forget how stupid ass scientistology white boy be jumpin on Oprah Windbag couch like a stupid ass white boy.

anyway, happy new year playa
LaTosha

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Ah, what sort of strange stuff is this? Those supposedly picture of Britney Spear and Ellen Degeneres together spreading holiday cheer in LA. HEre the video of weirdness singing Joy TO The World:

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