Archive for October, 2006
Dead Celebrities Still Making Dollars
A topic that I’ve yet to explore with this new site (among others) is how money, greed, and consumerism tie into the whole celebrity culture. And, this is a very huge and important aspect to our continuing discussion; though, my main focus will largely remain on how our American celebrity culture influences (warps) our aesthetic [...]
Posted: October 31st, 2006 under Money.
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Jessica Simpson Just Can’t Put Her Nipples Away!
I like Jessica Simpson. I’m not exactly sure why; but, I’m not going to lie… Jessica appeals to a certain (hard-to-define) aesthetic of mine. There’s something–a quality–(in her eyes?) that seems so quaint and charming, and, almost, old-fashioned. And, then again, with her clothing and antics… there’s just something so completely post post modern as [...]
Posted: October 30th, 2006 under Celebrity Quick Takes.
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The Spectacle Of Tyra Banks
OH, the spectacle that is Tyra Banks… oh my! In the video below, you’ll see Tyra Banks quite amped-up (hyper) over a bunch of middle-age bitches in the audience receiving the gift that is vasoline. I didn’t know women could get that excited over the slippery goo. I thought it mainly kicked the adrenaline into [...]
Posted: October 22nd, 2006 under Tv Bland.
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Halloween’s Coming: You Too Can Be Celebrity Trash!
Oh, laughing out loud looking over this NY Times article which discusses “good girls going bad” on Halloween: otherwise known as Dress Like A Whore Day! lol! Dr. Adie Nelson says,
“Decades after the second wave of the women’s movement, you would expect more of a gender-neutral range of costumes.”
Dr. Nelson, a professor of sociology, discusses [...]
Posted: October 20th, 2006 under Closer Look.
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No Sex On Gilligan’s Island???
Well, this one is a kick in the seat. I’m sure a lot of you guys had childhoods like mine, and, amidst the general trauma, cultural nightmares, and fleeting joy: you had that fucking Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip… as a reoccuring backdrop…. Man, [...]
Posted: October 19th, 2006 under Tv Bland.
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Hi… Thanks For Bookmarking Us!
Hi Everbody,
I basically just got this site up this past week, and, all I really did was submit some of the article links to reddit and digg, and, WOW, I’m pretty blown away by all the traffic already, and, so happy to see in the site’s logs how many people are already visiting by [...]
Posted: October 18th, 2006 under Closer Look.
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Lindsay Lohan: What’s She Got Down There?
Well, here at CelebritySatan.com, I’ll tell you, Lindsay Lohan is just my sort of girl… in some ways, she represents just my brand of Paglia-styled feminism, but, that’ll be a topic for an upcoming article. In the meantime, let’s just get Lindsay introduced to the site!
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Posted: October 17th, 2006 under Celebrity Quick Takes.
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Posted: October 17th, 2006 under Closer Look.
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