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The Spectacle Of Tyra Banks

OH, the spectacle that is Tyra Banks… oh my! In the video below, you’ll see Tyra Banks quite amped-up (hyper) over a bunch of middle-age bitches in the audience receiving the gift that is vasoline. I didn’t know women could get that excited over the slippery goo. I thought it mainly kicked the adrenaline into over-drive in the fellas. I mean… word is that it’s quite self-pleasuring. Oh, the people on the bus go up and down… up and down … up and down…

Anyway, with Tyra Banks… my first reaction was to (probably harshly) criticize this (very minor) celeb’s asinine antics. However, on second thought, this over-the-top, rolling-on-the-floor, screaming “Vasoline!,” very unadult-like bevahior is a wonderful parody of the actual (and generally stupid) celebrity talk show affairs where some famous bitch talks meaningless bullshit to a room full of aging, boring bitches, who are gleefully wetting their panties over the whole process. This Tyra Banks video spectacle is like making this point to an exponential power. Enjoy.

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