I like Jessica Simpson. I’m not exactly sure why; but, I’m not going to lie… Jessica appeals to a certain (hard-to-define) aesthetic of mine. There’s something–a quality–(in her eyes?) that seems so quaint and charming, and, almost, old-fashioned. And, then again, with her clothing and antics… there’s just something so completely post post modern as well! And, somehow, post post modern doesn’t exactly fit either. Perhaps because nobody quite knows what post post modern means! lol

I don’t know. You just combine everything and Jessica Simpson seems so delightfully parodoxical. She has a quality in her face that reminds of the movie stars of the 1940s and 1950s; yet, her nipples are flying all over the place! And, you know, that just wasn’t the case back then… Okay, I know you guys don’t mind the flying nipps… it’s gotten to a point where I can’t even think of Jessica Simpson without thinking of Jessica Simpson’s nipples and tits.

If I were playing word association… it might go a little something like this… Pizza: cheese. Computer: keyboard. Mug: coffee. Jessica Simpson: NIPPLES!

Of course there’s a back story as well with Jessica, just like with any celebrity. Jessica’s story includes Nick Lachey, Mtv, and The Dukes of Hazard. But, who really cares about that shit? It’s her nipples that have got our attention. And, Jessica seems to know that.

You know, in a lot of ways I’m a pretty naive person. When I started with my research on celebrity culture and I came across the whole nipp slip trip, I was more focussed on exploring how it is that the American public has such a fascination with this occurrence. However, I missed a more fundamental angle… See, I was thinking about it …. I’m a woman. I’ve got a couple of tits. And a couple of nipples. I’ve been alive for a while, and, my nipples aren’t slipping and flipping all over the place. Why is it the case with celebrities that every time you turn around a famous nipple’s poking the cameraman in the eye??? Well, I guess it’s not so much a nip slip, but, more of a “Let me wiggle one out of this purposefully loose-fitting top so I can get a little face… I mean… nip time.” Yes, indeed… the intentional wardrobe malfunction… that’s how it strikes me it works out in many (not all) cases…. And, in the case of Jessica, she’s been known to strut around in a straight-up, see-through dress… fuck the nip don’t even need to slip! all you need is eyes!

It doesn’t matter. Jessica, you are wonderful.

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