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You know, I’ll be the first to admit that I can be a total fucking blockhead. It seems to go with the territory of being an academic. See, my main research involves arguing a connection between our American Hollywood celebrity culture (aesthetic) and the widespread delusions pertaining to body image, and, in particular, one of its tangents: eating disorders.

So, I’ve been doing a lot of research the past several years, and, for my latest book, I need to take a closer look at some specific celebrities. Well, Jessica Simpson became a natural choice: after all, she’s got a banging body… you know, she’s a knockout! And, in the words of ZZ Top: “She knows how to use ‘em!” And, you know, her ass and nipples are always flying around everywhere… and, Jessica Simpson does have a beautiful ass as well! She draws so much attention to her tits and nipples that such a sweet ass gets overlooked (but, I’ll include several pictures in this entry to support that thesis : ) )

Anyway, when I first started researching, my initial interest was in why our American culture has such a fascination with nipples: you know, the whole nip slip phenomenon. And, I explored that and included a bit about it here in this blog.

Then, I got a little cynical… I felt like a dummy for being so naive and realized that a lot of the nip slips are actually intentional celebrity wardrobe malfunctions to draw the camera’s attention. I felt a little upset with Jessica when I reached that conclusion. But, I was wrong. After more research, I’ve concluded that Jessica Simpson’s nip slips aren’t about wardrobe malfunction… you see, Jessica Simpson simply loves her tits! And, why shouldn’t she? Those big ole things are beautiful, and, as I’ve written elsewhere, my brand of feminism isn’t anti-body or anti-sexuality or warped by popular Christian misinterpretations. I’ll tell you that I love Jesus, I love being a woman, and I love for a big-cocked stud to get behind me and pound me doggy-style for a good thirty minutes (if he can last that long.) And, I love to chomp on a beautiful woman’s yummy parts as well. And, there’s nothing wrong with that! And, the fact that we, generally, can’t be so candid indicates another aspect of our paradoxical sexual repression, but, I definitely don’t have the time to get into that here. As I was saying, my main concern is more about the average woman’s development of a warped body image through our celebrity culture saturation.

Okay, so, I read somewhere that Jessica Simpson is desperate for more media coverage and that explains her nipple exposures. No sir, as I said, Jessica just loves her tits. She’s an exhibitionist. This is particularly evident as she’s gone out into the world wearing dresses (no bra) that are transparent. That ain’t no wardrobe malfunction! That ain’t no accidental nip slip. There’s no slip about it. It’s straight-up nip! It’s the sheer joy of a girl who loves her tits. And, I assure you, millions of others love Jessica Simpson’s tits as well!

Exhibitionism, of course, among the Hollywood celebrity culture isn’t isolated to just Ms. Simpson; though, she is a particularly good example and rabidly enthusiastic participant. But, as I was saying, exhibitionism (also known as Lady Godiva Syndrome) is somewhat common among celebrities (and the general population.) Basically, the exhibitionist gets a psychological charge from displaying her goodies to the public. It’s a bit more involved than that… but, that’s the basic idea.

And, here are some pictures which you can catch a charge from. : )

And, of course, an exhibitionist like Jessica Simpson also loves showing off her ass! Well, we love Jessica Simpson’s ass too! I just all around really like this girl and her disregard for our general societal crap. Hot damn, just look at these Jessica Simpson ass pictures! I love her ass in the bikini one…. woooooooeeeeeee

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