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Strangest Paris Hilton Video I’ve Seen

Okay, Paris Hilton is obviously fascinating… even if you’re not a fan, you know, you just can’t help but try to figure this girl out… well, this video below, without a doubt, qualifies as the strangest Paris Hilton video I’ve ever seen. I’m not quite sure of the author’s artistic intention, but, I get the feeling it’s either a genius or an idiot behind this one… okay, here’s an example of the song lyrics (in a techno-Speedy Gonzales voice… I imagine that may be the first time that the word techno and the name Speedy Gonzales have ever been side-to-side… what do you think):

Shake your body body
Move your body body
Jump your body body
Paris Hilton

I’m the richest party dumb girl
Would you like to look at my cassette?
Mom I want that one please!

What can I say … yet another bizarre offspring of popular culture…


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