Who Should Britney Spears Marry Next?
Okay, I’m in a funny mood today. That happens sometimes when I’ve been writing ten hours a day for a few weeks. But, I also love going for prolonged periods of constant writing… it really gets you sharp. Anyway, over here I came across this most hilarious poll: Who Should Britney Spears Marry Next?
What makes it so hilarious to me is that Jason Alexander (better known as Seinfeld’s George Costanza) is on the list. Now, I’ll be the first to admit that Jason Alexander is one of the funniest, most-talented celebrities out there. No doubt about it. But, let’s face it, he’s a total schlep, and, what’s so cool about his Costanza character is that he realizes it! You know, it’s all so appealingly self-effacing.
And, what’ even better is that at this moment, Costanza’s winning the Britney marriage poll with 26% of the vote. Charlie Sheen is sitting in 2nd with 22%. Props for some amusement.
Important ideas, concepts, and terms in this post:comedy, celebrity, Britney Spears, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, schlep, schmuck, marriage, wedding
Posted: November 16th, 2006 under Ha Ha Ha.
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Comment from lucyyoshimi
Time: November 20, 2006, 1:24 am
Jason Alexander also happens to be the name of the first guy she married in Vegas a few years back. The guy she was married to for only a number of hours. I don’t know what poll you were referencing, but that very well could have been the Jason Alexander they were talking about, not the actor.
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