About Britney Spears’ Vagina And More
Hi everyone,
Believe me, there are dozens of things I’d like to write about besides Britney Spears’ vagina… believe me, but, I am forced to because, disgustingly enough, her vagina is now a hot-topic in the news, and, yes, I feel like vomiting.
And, yes, a bunch of other sites are proclaiming their pictures of “Britney Spears’ Pussy,” and, yes, unfortunately, I did see the pictures, and, no, I’m not putting them on this site. I didn’t even want to write about this putrid development, except, I have to…
You may recall that I’ve written a good bit on the celebrity nip slips, and, just how stupid the whole thing has become… and, for so many reasons… and, how this whole nipple obsession is uniquely American etc. etc. If you haven’t read that stuff, just click the link above, because, I think it’s relevant and interesting.
At any rate, I concluded that a lot of these so-called accidental wardrobe malfunctions are, actually, quite intentional, and, a lot of people agree with this view. You know, I talk about how I’m a woman and how I’ve got two nipples and how they’re not flopping out all over the place… so, you know, it’s just a way to get the cameras on you…
So, it would seem that (just like so many things) the initial nipple-sighting shock has faded, and, well, once you’ve seen Jessica Simpson’s nipples once… how many times do you have to see them?
So, naturally, what’s next… what are the other taboos. Well, the female pussy certainly… so, Britney has now seen to it that her pussy pictures are all over the web, and, yes, isn’t that wonderful? The reason I say that “Britney has seen to it…” is because, you know, somebody just doesn’t accidentally get a picture of your pussy.
So, I don’t even feel like writing about this…. so, the nipples aren’t enough anymore. Now, Britney is showing her pussy, and, no doubt, some other young female celebrities will be seeing to it that the paparazzi gets their pussy pictures as well, and, I can continue to puke. And, somebody will come up with a cute name … cute like nip slip… maybe pink wink! That seems appropriate. It’s disgustingly enough cutie-pie, and, it’s got the rhyme, so, yeah, why not dub these celebrity pussy shots pink winks. I just did a search, and, the term isn’t currently being used in this way… let’s see what happens.
Let’s Vomit.
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Posted: December 7th, 2006 under Britney, Closer Look.
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