Okay, so, everybody saw the (not safe for work!) Katie Rees photo collage Katie did… right? Well, Katie (that’s our Katie.. Katie Witherspoon) did a great job with that, and, I enjoyed it… and, our Katie Witherspoon a lot of times gets the story right but does it a little too subtly for me…

Let me break this whole Katie Rees story down for you:

Katie Rees is a fine and healthy and beautiful young woman. Period. There’s nothing wrong with her. And, she did nothing wrong.

I repeat: Katie Rees did nothing wrong.

Getting a little over-the-top with your sexuality isn’t wrong. In fact, in this sexually-repressed and violence-obsessed (and, yes, there is a correlation!) nation, this sort of Dionysian display (as Katie put it) is a rather healthy and great outlet. Bravo.

What’s so interesting about this whole thing is Donald Trump’s Katie Rees decision. Trump, you’ve got to be consistent or people are going to call you a hypocrite and tune out of your Apprentice show. Sure, you’ve got more money than God, but, let’s be consistent anyway…

Well, Mr. Trump, how come you gave Tara Conner another chance?

Believe me, I’m not the only guy asking this question… Why does Tara get another chance and not Katie? Now, our own Katie (Witherspoon) is always going on about Christ’s forgiveness and love, and, I usually give her a hard time, but doesn’t she have a point?

So, Tara Conner gets another chance and Katie Rees doesn’t.

Well, Tara’s mistakes were far bigger!

Furthermore, I don’t see anyone pointing out just how ridiculous this whole thing is… you have these beauty contestants marching around in their panties (oh, excuse me, bikini bottoms… big difference), and, you have a world full of men slobbering over themselves as these beauty pageant contestants shake their pussies and cute asses around, and, you have a nation of men who are commenting on which beautiful woman has the most prominent camel toe (pussy bulge), and, you have tons of men taping it and later jacking off to either the video images of the contestants or the mental images they retain … and, none of this is intended to be crude… I’m talking about reality here. I’m talking about how the world works!

These beauty contestant competitions’ raison d’etre is to assemble the fantasy: a whole bevy of ridiculously salacious young women to provide either the masturbation fodder for millions of men or the mental images to fantasize about as they’re inserting for the ten thousandth time into their saggy and haggy old wife.

Okay, I’m not trying to be crass… nor am I trying to be insensitive. We keep it real over here, and, if the reality is unsavory, so be it! That doesn’t mean we pretend that the reality isn’t so!

And these beauty competitions are about literal male masturbation. Okay?

These beauty pageants aren’t a Bible study, and, in their off-time, I don’t expect these sexy bitches to behave like they’re nuns.

Skippy

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