Archive for January, 2007
Nancy Grace’s Annoying Linguistic Patterns
Well, if you’re anything like me, you don’t have much tolerance for sanctimony. Behold:
Yes, that’s Nancy Grace who is a talking head always babbling the latest news … and, in most annoying fashion!
Posted: January 29th, 2007 under Tv Bland.
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Ivanka Trump’s Tits Getting Bigger?
Okay, on The Apprentice tonight was the little commercial with Ivanka Trump, and, she’s wearing a brown sweater, and, her lips look balloonalicious, and, her tits look pretty balloonalicious too. And, is it just me or are Ivanka’s tits getting bigger?
Posted: January 28th, 2007 under Tv Bland.
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Marissa Gets Screwed
Well, friends, I’ll tell you plain and simple what happened on tonight’s Apprentice. Okay, so, as you may know, Marissa was fired. And, she didn’t deserve it. So, why was Marissa fired?
Posted: January 28th, 2007 under Tv Bland.
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American Idol Authenticity
Well, it gets talked about sometimes, but, surprisingly, there’s really not all that much attention paid to the logistics of the American Idol program vis a vis authenticity.
Posted: January 28th, 2007 under American Idol.
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Melinda Doolittle Audition Video
Okay, guys, Katie already likes Melinda Doolittle a lot, and, yes, she rocked through Stevie Wonder beautifully, and, yes, she is just incredibly likable!
Just remember this (before Simon eventually turns on her), he did call her a brilliant singer twice (and with conviction).
Posted: January 24th, 2007 under American Idol.
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Sundance Head Audition Video
Sundance Head Audition Video
Okay, guys, you remember I wrote yesterday a bit about American Idol contestant Sundance Head. Well, I’m already seeing a bunch of Sundance mania on the web.
You know what Randy said,
“100 million percent yes… this boy’s the bomb… Welcome to Hollywood Sundance Kid!”
And, you know what Simon said,
“Probably one of the best […]
Posted: January 24th, 2007 under American Idol.
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Kenneth Briggs and Jonathan Jayne
Well, you folks remember the young fellow that Simon Cowell called bush baby last week?
Well, we probably shouldn’t be surprised that he and his lovably (seriously) rotund pal are parlaying there little bit of fame into something. And, good for them! That’s what it’s all about! USA #1 baby! Can I get a hell yeah?
Posted: January 24th, 2007 under American Idol.
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Sundance Head American Idol
Well, American Idol ended a few hours ago, but, I found myself here thinking about American Idol contestant Sundance Head.
Posted: January 24th, 2007 under American Idol.
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