Well, guys, it looks like we’re getting to a point where every time you turn around there’s a new celebrity (or semi-celebrity) sex tape. (And, here’s a guide about the best way to buy celebrity sex tapes.) And, this is sort of interesting until you figure out the game, and, then it actually becomes quite boring.

Men have a penis. Women have a vagina. Men, sometimes, insert said penis into vagina. The end.

Unfortunately, that’s not the end, and, I highlight why there’s such an extreme celebrity sex tape interest in the post I linked to above.

Okay, but, we do document here and pontificate and have a generally good time.

So, let’s take a look at Keeley Hazell.

Keeley was born in 1986, so, she’s quite young, and, yes, she is quite physically attractive… sure. Keeley’s popularity results from her Page Three Girl status. For those who don’t know, a Page Three Girl is a young woman who appears topless in pictures on the third page of Brittain’s popular trash newspaper The Sun.

This is to Britain’s credit that they don’t have the same pathological relationship to the human body that we Americans have. I would also be willing to bet that Britain doesn’t have the same absurd nip slip fascination that we have either.

It would actually be quite interesting to research the cross-cultural level of nip slip fascination. Ha ha. Scholars on acid. You’ve got to love it.

Anyway, a tape of Keeley sucking some cock and fucking some cock got leaked, and, yeah, lots of people are scrambling to see this minor little celebrity in some serious fellatio action. And, I will say, to her creidt, Keeley sucks a dick with some serious gusto.

When will all of this sex tape stuff end? No time soon.

Yours,
Katie

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