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What’s Wrong With This Picture?

Demi Moore Ashton Little PhotoOkay, guys, I was zipping about the web (I really should have been working on my thesis), but, see, I find that I sort of have an excuse because analyzing the web is actually part of the necessary research for the thesis…

See, though, the problem is that I come across pictures like this one, and, I get sort of distracted. So, tell me, what’s wrong with this picture?

Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore Picture
Okay, I added the pimple to Ashton Kutcher’s nose because it just seemed quite appropriate. And, Demi Moore… well, is it just me or does it look like the forty-something lady at the post office zooming in on a middle school kid?

And, as far as the clown goes… well… he seems to fit… doesn’t he?

So, see, this all illustrates a problem that I have. I should be writing , and, instead I’m doing these goofy celebrity collages….

Part of me thinks, “Okay, they look happy… what do I care?”

Then the other part of me sort of recoils at their basic vanity.

Okay, that’s enough for tonight.

Skippy
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