How Do I Become A Barbie Doll Part 2
Well, Katie mentioned below about how weird and sad it is that people are searching for “how to become Barbie dolls”… I mean… really… don’t you think it’s safe to say that a few minds are working incorrectly?
I mean… just think about this for a minute… there are women out there trying to figure out how to look like Barbie dolls!
Pretty weird.
Well, you know, I’m sort of still procrastinating my ass off, so, here you have the essential I want to be a Barbie doll human paradigm: Pamela Anderson. Now, to be fair, Pamela’s sort of Barbie 2.0. I mean… she’s kind of Barbie to the exponential power.
Barbie set the standard for button nose, narrow waist, shapely ass, blond hair, etc.
Well, Pamela’s sort of taken that standard and mixed it up in the blender with a fistful of steroids: and, she ended up with gigantic tits, narrow waist, big beautiful ass, uber blond hair.
And, what I think is super disturbing is that if you look at the picture below… in which an actual Barbie doll face was attached to Pamela’s body… well, it doesn’t even look that unnatural!
Yikes.
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Posted: January 23rd, 2007 under Sorto Bizarro.
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