Superman Appreciates Jessica Biel
Okay, we all know Seventh Heaven was incredibly lame: just totally sanctimonious perversion of genuine Christianity. Ha, you know, Katie might even like that! (She’s sort of busy these days, and, I am too, but, I love Photoshopping around, ie. procrastinating).
So, you know, Jessica Biel’s ass is marvelous, and, you know, she’s also got a sort of Seventh Heaven divinity thing going; so, naturally, you know, she likes to crawl around on the clouds in her bikini once in a while.
Well, you know, Superman’s often flying around up there, and, he’s not swishy, you know, so, it’s pretty natural for him to take an admiring look… right?
Well, what about Jeter? What about Derek Jeter? Word has it that he’s pretty fond of young Jessica. Or… at least he likes doing things to her it would seem. Well, word has it that he’s actually pretty taken with her, and, you know, he’s sort of a superman himself, so, he did manage to leap into the sky after divine Jessica; unfortunately, he got discombobulated and upside down, and, it appears he’s about to fall on his head; so, it looks like Superman will be pumping Jess this evening.
Enjoy,
Skippy
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Posted: January 23rd, 2007 under Sorto Bizarro.
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