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Jordin Sparks Sure Can Sing

Well, guys, sixteen-year-old Jordin Sparks is beautiful and Paula loves her and Randy’s blown away and her dad is a former NFL player and he was a corner and I’m a drunk square and this girl sure can sing!

Simon thinks she’s a coffee with eleven spoonfuls of sugar: cutesy, weird smile, a little bit, etc. Randy says natural, everything perfect. Simon says, “It wasn’t perfect.” Paula says, “You’re going to do really really well.”

Yeah sweet Jordin Sparks.

Check out Jordin’s audition video Because You Love Me:


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