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Nicholas Pedro Is Back

This turkey can sing. He really fucked-up last year and “bowed out” of the AI competition. That’s a nice way of saying he quit.

Well, I’m not one of those assholes that says, “I hate quitters.” Quitting is fine. It shows you’re human. Check out this sucker futher mocker rocking Frankie boy’s Fly Me To The Moon Hold My Hand On Yeah Yeah Yeah Baby. Pretty cool audition video. Pedro looks a little bit like such a dang “nice boy,” it sort of makes me want to punch him in the face though.

Sort of strange, too, to have a last name of Pedro. I thought Pedro was a first name. You know what would be a super cool name? Jesus Pedro! Oh, man, that name would rock. I just may have to change my boring-ass lame Skippy to Jesus (pronounced “Hey Zeus!“)

I love the line “You are all I long for all I worship and adore.”

It covers me with a wonderful melancholy. Nicholas Pedro, the bastard, makes me wish I had somebody I worshiped and adored. You know, I’m drunk. I probably shouldn’t be blogging right now. Fuck it… here’s a little reality for you ass.

Rock
Skippy

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