Porcelana Patino Audition Video
Well, I want to also slap down the Porcelana Patino American Idol soldier audition video. This girl is pretty cool. She’s a solja bitch! And, she worked very hard to get that sort of body. Simon says, “Chiseled.” Yeah, like yo brain Simon boy, like yo brain…
This girl is pretty annoying (I thought you said she was cool!) and she waves her arms around like an epileptic on demerols. Still, though, the thing that kills me is I can’t help but thinking if I had been blessed with Porcelana in my life I probably would have had my doctorate four years ago. See, that’s why I say she’s cool and annoying.
She’s the type that would make you a better person, but, damn it, you’d hate her every step along the way. I get the feeling, though, she probably copulates like an inspired anaconda. Oh, Porcelana baby, won’t you be my valentine.
Well, Katie’s got her nose buried in a book, and, we’re having some fun beeeeeeetches.
Here’s the video:
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Posted: February 3rd, 2007 under American Idol.
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