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Alaina Alexander Audition Video

Simon thought it was “really really really great.”
We learn in Alaina’s interview that this is her last shot. If she doesn’t make it on Idol, she’s going to give up the dream and become something normal… I don’t know… maybe like a dental assistant who puts the curved plastic thing in your mouth while the dentist… okay, you get the idea.

Well, Alaina’s trying to find out what her destiny is, and, Simon just thinks she’s so terrific that maybe she won’t end up having her butt pinched by some crusty old dentist. Maybe she’ll get her moment in the sun.

Heck, maybe Alaina Alexander will be our next American Idol. Who’s to say… but, one thing’s for sure… her dream’s still alive… for now. Here’s the video:


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