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More Fan Mail


Okay, guys, some more fan mail has come in. This time here’s an email from, Loreen, who is somebody that Katie and I both, unfortunately, sort of know.

Skippy, I see you’ve recently taken to spelling Gina Glocksen’s name wrong. Shit-for-brains, it’s Glocksen. With an e!

Normally I wouldn’t make such a big deal out of this, but, you and Katie are always strutting around acting superior… acting like your shit don’t stink… always high-brow critiquing everything, and, dumb ass, you can’t spell… intellectual?

Huh, you’re an illiterate. I found it so funny reading about how you couldn’t determine the ethnic origin of Glockson. No wonder dumb ass! You couldn’t find it because you made it up!

Skippy, in closing, fuck you.

Love,
Loreen.

Okay, first, Loreen, thank you for the kind words. I am human and I made a mistake. It should also be noted that misspelling an unusual name isn’t really appropriate criteria to determine whether or not someone is an intellectual.

Anyway, thanks for your time. And, I suspect that you are actually just a Gina Glocksen fan, and, besides, I already know you don’t like me. See you in class. And, check out the article in which I take Gina Glocksen apart… crocodile tears and all.


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