Blake Lewis’ Fantasy Cousin David Silver
Well, I’ve been doing some thinking about who these so-called American Idols seem to be related to. Yes, this is all in fun. Okay, take a look at beat-boxing, strange guy Blake Lewis. Okay, now, you remember that douche from 90210 David Silver? The dorko who got strung out on crank and had a perpetual hard on for skank extraordinaire Donna Martin?
Yes, that was the amazing thing about Donna Martin. She was a queen virgin and thoroughly skanky at the same time. Well, you remember how douchey David Silver used to scratch records and try to be some bad ass hip hobop motherfucker?
You remember how he thought that Donna’s parents had a problem with him because he was Jewish? Anyway, he seems like an appropriate match for Blake Lewis’ fantasy cousin.
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Posted: April 4th, 2007 under American Idol.
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