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Blake Lewis And Chris Richardson

Well, in an Idol first we see an extremely close relationship blossom between hip hobop blanco Blake Lewis and nasally Conway Twitty wanna wanna wanna be Chris Richardson.

Did I hear correctly tonight? Did Chris Richardson say he and Blake were best friends forever.

Hey, I”m all for friendship! It’s a beautiful thing. But something about that reminds me of what Janey Paxton said about herself and Jill Cantrell when we were all in sixth grade.

And, did I hear right the other night when Blake was talking about his influences and he said, “MJ.” Which, means… I think… Michael Jackson! MJ! What kind of initial nick namey sheeet is dat g?

And… and… I wanted Richardson to go so bad and why do I feel a little guilty now?

And why couldn’t sweet Antonella still be in the competition showing off those fine legs and that beautiful ass?

Why couldn’t we have a final five of Melinda, Lakisha, Jordin, Antonella, and Amanda Collucio???
Why I ask WHY! C’mon America, you like fine talented bitches, don’t ya?

Well, in closing, this Blake Chris friendship has got my gaydar tingling!

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