Archive for June, 2007
No One Cares About You Bruce Willis
In another astonishing example of despicable celebrity hubris, I just saw everyone’s least favorite has-been, Bruce Willis, on some typically inane celeb crap show, being interviewed.
He was asked about the rumors that he had been playing hide the salami with Lindsay Lohan.
Mr. Douche, I mean, Willis, emphatically declared that he had never had sexual relations [...]
Posted: June 18th, 2007 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Lindsay Lohan.
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John Rambo Trailer
Holy shit… if the entire planet weren’t ridiculous and perverse enough, I give you the trailer for the latest Rambo movie…..
In this one, I’m told, Rambo’s saving Christians from pirates and, um, a bunch of other horse shit.
But, bottom line to me is it looks like an old muscular white dude shooting and blowing up [...]
Posted: June 14th, 2007 under Cinema(d).
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Why Is Paris Hilton So Popular?
Tonight I was watching Larry King. And, believe me… I too consider Larry to be King of the Idiots, but, it’s almost a scholarly responsibility to tune into the douche once in a while. Tonight he had Chief Dipstick Regis Philbin on … ha ha … what a laugh riot.
Two old men talking about [...]
Posted: June 14th, 2007 under Paris Hilton.
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Heil Honey I’m Home
How is it that I’m just hearing about this now?
I mean… I’m not saying I’m some hipster with his finger on the pulse and a cell phone ringing non-stop. No, I’m not nearly that cool or popular. But, still …. this seems like something I would have heard about.
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Posted: June 14th, 2007 under Sorto Bizarro.
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Miss Piggy Nip Slip
Well, friends, there’s a new salacious picture going around the web… yep, a new celebrity nip slip… that’s right, at some ungala event Miss Piggy’s nip popped-out and don’t ya’ll know this was an intentional wardrobe malfunction designed to grab Kermit’s eye…. oh, shit I know that’s corny (might not even make sense…)
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Posted: June 12th, 2007 under Sorto Bizarro.
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George Clooney Debut Forbes List
Um, who gives a fuck? lol …..
Okay, your most favorite terrible actor and mine, George “stoopid hair” Clooney is going to debut on Forbes Celebrity 100 List.
What is the criteria?
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Posted: June 12th, 2007 under Money.
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Paris’ June 9, 2007 Media Statement
Oh, this is a pretty cool statement: especially the end….
I think about that all the time too! You know… all of the really serious things going on in this world and meanwhile we’re obsessed with Anna Nicole, fat Rosie, Barbara Wowo, and Paris Hilton. Oh, Celebrity Satan…
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Posted: June 12th, 2007 under Paris Hilton.
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Paris Hilton Finds God
Okay, you may be thinking I’m in snarky mode, but, really, I’m not.
As most of my readers know, if there’s one thing I take seriously, it’s the Good Lord All Mighty Jesus Christ!
Now, as you guys know, Paris is wearing the country blues. Again.
Okay, so Paris, apparently, made a phone call to Barbara Wowo… I [...]
Posted: June 12th, 2007 under Paris Hilton.
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