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Charles Bronson Ridiculous Commercial

I first saw this pointed out over at Cracked, and, yeah, I share that Cracked guy or gal’s sense of humor! This commercial is from Japan circa 1970s.

The Japanese Director’s Pitch: “Mr. Bronson, when camera rolls just be yourself. Do normal things, like enter apartment and immediately rip off shirt. Maybe throw shirt up to ceiling. Light one of your dozen pipes. Then, splash on Man Dom! Feel coolness like repeated bullets against skin.

LOL! I love that…. super funny stuff.

The commercial continues with some guys singing,

“All the world loves a lover.”

Ha ha… this thing is just getting better and better. And, let’s take a critical look at that lyric for a sec. All the world loves a lover? Really? I don’t think so. Most of the world gets pissed off and bitter when it sees a little slice of genuine happiness. And, all the world certainly doesn’t love ass face extraordinaire Charles Bronson.

I think the world would rather love the obsequious bell hop who’s got the eternal smile like a drunk monkey and telling “Mr. Bronson” to sleep tight.

This is some seriously good stuff.

And, the product is called MAN DOM!

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