Paris Hilton Back To Jail
Part of me likes Paris Hilton.
I like her because she really seems to be having a good time, and, you might think I’m strange for saying this… but, I actually think that’s quite rare these days.
I don’t think there are that many people out there who are really having a good time. It’s all a bunch of fakers and poseurs.
Oh, look at me! Look at me! I’m so happy! look at my beauty!
Oh, fuck you. I’m not buying it. I know you’re secretly refilling your Effexor prescriptions you celebrity fucks! Oh, how I hate you.
And, sweet Paris crying “Mommy Mommy!”
Reality check time bitch.
Alcohol kills.
Oh, you couldn’t hear me. Well, pull the diamonds out of your ear baby.
Alcohol kills.
And, it ruins lives.
And, it should be considered to be the pure evil that it is except we are a bunch of roaring ignorant American assholes, and, we’ll make marijuana illegal and alcohol legal. And, we’ll make a ton of money off alcohol sales.
And, in America, as long as somebody’s making a ton of money off something… well, then all is right in the universe.
So, if you haven’t noticed… I’m happy as all Christian hell that Paris is going back to jail. This sends the right message to our kids and society.
HOO YAH!
Posted: June 11th, 2007 under Celebrity Quick Takes.
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