No One Cares About You Bruce Willis
In another astonishing example of despicable celebrity hubris, I just saw everyone’s least favorite has-been, Bruce Willis, on some typically inane celeb crap show, being interviewed.
He was asked about the rumors that he had been playing hide the salami with Lindsay Lohan.
Mr. Douche, I mean, Willis, emphatically declared that he had never had sexual relations with hottie pretty baby Lindsay.
Mr. Assface, I mean, Willis, continued to expound on how rumors spread and eventually are considered fact. He did this by saying that twenty years from now everyone will consider it true that he and Lindsay did the horizontal mumbo jumbo.
Mr. Jerkoff, I mean, Willis, you are a remarkable piece of work. Nobody gives a shit about you now. Twenty years from now nobody’s going to have any idea who the fuck you are.
Your Die Hard days are long in the past Mr. Deluded.
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Posted: June 18th, 2007 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Lindsay Lohan.
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