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John Cena: Such A Stupid Thing To Say

Well, that I’m still thinking about this, I think, just goes to show you how incredibly stupid it was…

See, you may recall that the Wolverine Chris Benoit recently, um, murdered the fuck out of his family.

Just a typical day in the Benoit household: you know, you murder your wife, Nancy, and, your 7 year old son Daniel, and, then you, um, hang yourself in your weight room.

Yeah, I mean….. just incredibly evil…

Celebrity Satan… I can’t heeeaaarrrr yoooooouuuu?

And, I remember, on the next wrestling program that followed…. they had to address this… so, they ended up having like a 2 hour Benoit special where a bunch of wrestlers talked about what a great guy Benoit was….

And, I keep remembering John Cena said something close to, “Benoit was the sort of guy you’d want to go to war with.”

Um, is it possible to say anything more fucking fucking FUCKING stupid assface?

I mean… I actually really like John Cena… but, DAMN!

I mean… the motherfucker just offed his wife and son and himself… and, you want to go to war with the GOD DAMN PSYCHOPATH???

FUCK ME!

Celebrity Satan!

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