OH, celebrity motherfucking satan!

Now, Jack Venice, granted, is a real tiny minor nobody of a porn celebrity… I think even in da porn world little dick ain’t really squaty squat… you want some real porn fame you got to bust out with some hot twat Jenna Jameson, Brianna Banks, Anita Dark, Catalina Cruz, Crissy M, Devon, Hannah Harper, Krystal Steal, or Zdenka. And, in the realm of male porn stars, fame is an even smaller commodity… Skippy tells me you’ve got John Holmes and some fatso scum by the name of Ronny Jeremy or something.

And, yea, niggers, I know all about the whole Americana bullshit of innocent until proven guilty; so, yea, for the time being porno cock is an innocent little angel…..

but, ooooooooh child what motherfucker is being scoped-out for!

Now, before I jump ahead of myself, Jack Venice’s real name is Christopher Jack Reid. But, when he sashays into the dark phone booth and transforms into Mr. Porno Cock, he hangs the name badge Jack Venice around his… um .. neck I suppose.

Now, it ain’t really no secret honey child that I’m a real uptight anti-porno cunt. Yep, I don’t mind talking about myself that way. That’s what Katie called me the other day, and, I said, “Fine girl. You go ahead. I am an uptight anti-porno cunt! Sure!”

Katie as we know is pro-pornography and Christian (like me), but, I’ll be God damned honey’s interpreting da good book in a WAY different way than me…

And, Katie’s also taken up the booze again, and, yes, she is sort of losing it ….. in the comments of my one post she’s getting super violent and shit!

Anyway, back to porno dick Jack Venice. Porno boy is only 25 years-old, but, it’s said that he’s appeared in 86 hard-core sex films. Now, granted, that ain’t necessarily the equivalent of the production of Terms Of Endearment of fucking Return of The Jedi. Yea. I know that an “appearance’ in “Drop Your Load In My Fat Ass” may not be quite as involved.

Still, Porno Cock been busy tho!

Now, one thing that fucks me up about this story is that Jack Reid or Jack Venice or Porno Cock or whatever da fuck his name is … he’s, so I read, a Washington State University student.

Does something about having Porno Cock sitting next to your sweet daughter in Intro To Biology just sort of fuck you all up inside????

Yea, makes me want to puke my soup and cola out right on this fucking desk!

Now, here’s something else about this alleged rape story that really fucks me up. Porno cock had an alleged accomplish.

See how I keep saying ALLEGED! Well, this nigger don’t want PORNO COCK SUING MY BLACK ASS!

Ok, so Porno Cock had an alleged accomplice by the name of Kyle Schott.

Ok… here’s some freaky shit from the Fox Website:

Police reports say a Washington State student who was sleeping at the Kappa Alpha Theta house awoke early on Sept. 13 to find two men in her room. Both fled. The woman, who is not a member of the sorority, told police she believes she was sexually assaulted in her sleep.

Kyle Schott, 23, a Washington State student, told officers that he watched as Reid “spooned” with the victim and touched her as she slept, according to court papers.

Now, kick me in the head or wake me up from da Twilight Zone dudes. Why da fuck would Kyle Schott be standing there watching the spooning.

Anyway, all niggas involved sayin’ they innocent….

We see ……

I see if you rape motherfucker you need some weenie control … by weenie control I mean get the hacksaw out….

LaTosha

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