Yea. People have called me violent headed, and, I don’t really think that true. I think that bullshit, and, I’d like to punch the mothafuckas who said that right in da teeth!

Just kiddin’ ya’ll.

Don’t ya’ll know that all dis shit is entertainment fantasy. IT’S ALL ENTERTAINMENT NIGGAS! DAMN NIGGAS STUOPIED!

Seriously, niggas, oh, celebrity satan! I saw this article about pencil dick who ripped the head off a duck. See, pencil dick was in a hotel that got a pond in the lobby.

Now, if you anything like me nigga, you probably asking,

“Just what kind of motherfucking hotel gotta pond in da lobb?”

Probably a fancy ass one.

Anyway, pencil dick ripped the head off a duck.

I’d like to take my sledgehammer, and, first thing give him a whack right in the shin. Oooooh child that hurts like fuck. See, he’d drop to his knees guaranteed. Believe me… when my Uncle Leroy did this to my aunt Shantel, oh yea, she dropped.

Then, once pencil dick was on his knees in pain, I’d explain to him how the amount of pain he was currently in was nothing compared to what was coming. I’d explain for ten minutes.

Then, I’d hit him with the sledge right in the ribs…. ooooh CHild, broken ribs hurt!

Then, I’d get my brass knucks out and punch him in the mouth about six or seven times….

Then, I’d have my Uncle Tyrone dump his duck-killing pencil dick ass in the alley. Nigga live and be taught a lesson.

LaTosha

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