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Lindsay Lohan Stolen Pumpkin

Lindsay Lohan Stealing PumpkinHonest to Jesus I just don’t know what wrong with white girl! I do know that Skippy got a major hard-on for her skinny ass, but, that beside the point…

Why on earth white girl gonna steal a pumpkin? I swear I don’t understand white folks. She got all money in the world. I know niggas will steal shit, but, it for money…. kay? White girl gonna have all da drug + loot in da world and do shit for hell of it boredom.

Niggas don’t get bored like that. Nigga’ll just put on mothafuckin’ TV land and shit and like check out The Jeffersons and see ole mothafucka Mista Jefferson calling the whitey a cracker or somethin’.

Damn white folks!

LaTosha

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