What Da Shit Up Wit Brooke Hogan
I swear I need Katie to get off her drunk + talk to my ass?
Why?
Cuz I need somebody white to explain what tha fuck up wit these cracker white folk!
Okay, take for instance this big monster of a white girl Brooke Ellen Bollea who known by her Hollywood name Brooke Hogan. She daughter of that big mothafucka x pro wrestler Hulk Hogan. Remember when nigga slammed Andre Giant niggas? That was some outrageous fuckies.
Okay, anyway… I know some folk are calling Brooke something like Glamazon. Shit, I don’t know. Girl big! Girl putting out records too: Undiscovered.
Other thing I don’t get is white girl all of 19 years old… white girl born mothafucking May 5, 1988. But, take a look at this picture below.
Bitch look like she forty. I showed picture to Skippy and he said, “Damn that look like one tasty milf” MILF stand for mother I like to fuck and I said damn Skippy that ain’t no mother .. that Brooke Hogan she ain’t even twenty year old nigga!
Shit, Skippy got to change his argyle sock mothafucka.
Other thing that crack my ass up good proper is this picture to left. If I ain’t wrong, and, niggas, I don’t think I am.. that’s Sanjaya Malakar (American Idol Indian boy desi reject) with his arm around that big white girl. Shit… be careful Indian boy… you give that blond monster a pump you likely to fall in there! Indian boy get lost in there! Shoot, that big girl eat that little Indian boy for a snack…. little curry fried chicken McHindu and shit! Shit Skippy said Indian boy don’t like girls anyway. Shit, at least Indian boy don’t have the mohawk “time after time” no more.
Niggas, the way this world is going it hard for a nigga to make any good sense of it. Thank God Katie not going to damn holy roller on me.. she drinkin’ again …… drunk white ass ho …. only kidding… I love you girl … but, seriously, I don’t understand this fuckin’ world my fellow Negroes!
Other thang I don’t understand is this picture here to the left. Here Brooke be with Daddy HulkaMania man, and, Hulk look like he pointing his left hand right to Brooke’s coochie, like he some reason presenting or trying to highlight her twat for the photographers… maybe Sanjaya was in the background and Hulk was saying like, “Right here Sanjaya… here’s her pussy! this is what you want Indian boy!”
Ah, shit, Indian boy getting crazy like white girl.
Ah, shit …… sheeet…….
Black girl out ya’ll.
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Posted: October 4th, 2007 under Celebrity Quick Takes.
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