Archive for December, 2007
Constantine Maloser Ass
You guys remember the American Idol douche Constantine Mouralis?
No?
Well, me either. You know, there’s a cutting irony to the Idol show. If you don’t finish first (or possibly second) you are destined to be a real tiny minor nobody of a celebrity ass. And, it’s funny… because people who don’t finish first like how Constant [...]
Posted: December 31st, 2007 under American Idol, Ha Ha Ha, Sorto Bizarro.
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Casey Aldridge Baby Daddy Man?
These days the masses hunger for info on the young little dirty leg Jamie Lynn Spears and just who it was who plumbed her pootanannie. Word on the street is that it’s beanpole Casey Aldridge. Oh, in our society, sometimes I feel like putting my head in a microwave. See, there’s rampant speculation about whether [...]
Posted: December 31st, 2007 under Jamie Lynn Spears.
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Lindsay Lohan Sex Addict
Now I see the news and so-called blogosphere buzzing with stories claiming Lindsay Lohan is a sex addict. Quite frankly… this is rather stupid. The girl’s 21 years-old, and, if she loves to get-it-on… I don’t see how that makes her abnormal… if I were lucky enough to be with her, you can bet your [...]
Posted: December 30th, 2007 under Lindsay Lohan.
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Britney And The Bug
… shutterbug that is!
Ya’ll remember Britney’s new fly guy Adnan Ghalib … well, it would appear the two are becoming, let’s say, good friends…
Here’s a picture from Page Six that somehow got altered a little bit… but, Britney’s nipples weren’t altered… they really are that pointy … yee haw! and, that dang lil Romeo [...]
Posted: December 30th, 2007 under Britney.
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Teri Seymour Yum Yum
Over at the Superficial, I see that they’re saying that Teri Seymour could use a good meal. Now, even though I like that blog, I just have to politely disagree. Folks, look at this bikini ass. Teri Seymour is a good meal. Now, I can almost hear Teri saying, “Nicollette take that.”
Stan
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Posted: December 29th, 2007 under Born To Porn, Celebrity Quick Takes, SO DAMN SEXY.
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Nicollette Sheridan Loves Showing Off Her Ass
Well, who can blame her?
She may be about 44 years-old, but, the horny housewife got it going on with her junk in the trunk!
And, apparently she’s been on vacation with Mr. When A Man Loves A Woman; so, all of these bikini pictures are surfacing. And, the point we want to make is that she [...]
Posted: December 29th, 2007 under Celebrity Quick Takes.
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Celebrity Pregancies
It’s sort of interesting… most folks have sex (except me it seems), and, women do get pregnant from time to time… but, when a celeb dame gets preggers, holy moley, folks go bonkers.
And, I’ve been noticing that celebrity pregnancy speculation is really damn popular.
The latest is whether Nicole Kidman is having Keith Urban’s little love-bundle. [...]
Posted: December 29th, 2007 under Celebrity Quick Takes.
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Paris Hilton: Future Soup Kitchen Girl?
Well, it came out this week that Grandpa Barron Hilton is bequeathing 97% of his fortune to charity. Ee chee wah wah! That hurts… huh Paris?
I was trying to picture Paris in a soup kitchen; but, that pesky lil Romeo appeared in my fantasy and started pointing rudely at a homeless guy.. and, that’s just [...]
Posted: December 28th, 2007 under Ha Ha Ha, Paris Hilton.
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