Ah, shit, I really don’t know where to start with this one… but, first… why the fuck is it Jamie Lynn Spears??

Bitch really need three names? What’s wrong with Jaimie Spears? You too good for the rest of us two-name people.

Second, ya’ll remember Lisa Whelchel who played Blair Warner on the eighties shit… I mean hit... .. The Facts of Life…. Well, I bet a bunch of dudes my age remember some fantasies that involved juicy Blair… shit, maybe even through little Trudy in a fantasy or two…. well, Blair looks like hell now, but, I guess that’s not the point…..

Point is why is this old Whelchel Blair Warner preppy bitch going to speak up about dirty leg Jamie Spears? Why da fuck does she care or she just want to get her ole musty name back in the media… ?? the has been …

Check this crazy shit out that Blair said the other day:

“I’m so proud of her for stepping up and being courageous and taking responsibility for her choices, and I believe she’s being a good role model – a good role model in that situation, to choose to have the baby, and I am supportive of her in that situation,” said Blair Warner.

You know what Blair Warner sounds like? And, I’m reading between the lines, but, sorry Katie… but Blair Warner sounds like some anti-abortion born again Christian zealot of a fuckface freaky.

Stan Hammer

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