Valerie Bertinelli Looks Like Hell
Well, I was thinking about celebrity divorce and how the kids get fucked-up in the process… well, divorce is harmful to children in general; but, in the case of celebrity children… things are that much more difficult. Believe me, my drunk Mom ditched me when I was three; and, it wasn’t easy… and, if mom were famous …… well……. you can figure it out…
Anyway, I was going to write a bit about Valerie Bertinelli, Eddie Van Halen, and their son Wolfgang. Then I got distracted because I thought, “Who the fuck in their right mind names their child fucking Wolfgang??!!”
Then, I saw Valerie Bertinelli’s picture, and, I thought, “Damn, she looks like hell,” and, I really lost all my concentration skills. I remembered that cute little piece of yummy from One Day At A Time, and, well, that image got blotted out of my mind by the new monster. I think I’ll go mix a vodka tonic now.
Stan Hammer
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Posted: December 22nd, 2007 under Celebrity Quick Takes.
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