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Katherine Heigl Marries

You know… I’ve got to admit that I sometimes sort of get reality and television mixed-up. Not for real. Not 100%. I’m not retarded. But, you know.. I’m also a fan of Grey’s Anatomy. And, drunk fool that I am I really like Izzy Stevens. I sort of feel her character. The hard-knock life with the trailer park roots and the hard work that lead to her success.

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Well, I don’t at all relate to the part about success. I don’t know shit about success. I’m just a fucking thirty-something alcoholic bartender who can imagine that he’s douche George and in love with Izzie Stevens.

The part where they fucked-up the Izzie Stevens character is when she went too head-over-heels over the chunky (husky) douche who was dying … Denny Duckett or whatever the fuck… I was drunk during Season 2 …… I can’t necessarily remember all names…….. but, I just didn’t totally buy it when Izzy was nutso over the hospital bed comatose Denny douche mountain climber bitch ass………

Now, the relationship with George…. that was real to me …… the relationship with stupid Alex….. that I could understand…… I’m sort of a coward like Alex. Alex is an emotional chicken and I can relate to that. Btw… why did George end up marrying the fat chick?

Anyway, I like Katherine Heigl because I’m confused about what’s real and what’s not, and, I sometimes think she’s actually Izzy Stevens.

What bums me out is that Izzy’s now married some douchey so-called musician named Josh Kelley. Oh, a musician. How cool. Later Izzie. You just became Katherine Heigl to me. Besides, Grey’s Anatomy only had two good seasons: 1 + 2. Season 3 sucked. As does Season 4.

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