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84 Minutes In Jail

You know what pisses this old boy off big time?

Lindsay Lohan drinking

It’s when these no-talent, shit-for-brains celebrities get extra breaks in respect to the penal system…

I ask you… is it not enough that God, for whatever mysterious reason, bequeathed an individual with so little talent, so little intelligence… with fame, fortune, and, often good looks?

Is that not enough?

Apparently not.

I was reading over at CNN :

Lindsay Lohan served 84 minutes in jail last month after pleading guilty to misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges unrelated to the 2005 crash.

Yea.. that really gets my Irish up … I wonder how long my girl LaTosha would have gotten in the slammer had she been doing a little drinky driving and sugar nose….

Yea…. ANGRY!

And, yea, I know Lindsay’s pretty. She’s incredibly gorgeous. She has one of the most beautiful faces in the world. Yes, I know… but, still!

Lindsay Lohan Beautiful Face

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