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Mischa Barton DUI

How much you think you have to pay my black ass to watch that stupid-ass, pseudo-romantic, retardo, television show The OC…. ha ha … oh, how I hated the commercials for that show and how they amped-up such a dumbo drama level …. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE…

Mischa Barton DUI

thus, naturally, I feel a minor joy-joy to hear of any bit of badness to befall any dweeb who helped to propagate that thoroughly quixotic crapola!

So, Mischa Barton … I truly hope that you end up in quite a jam for your (suspicion of) drunk-driving, suspended license, narcotic possession.

And, just what da fuck is it with these celebrities and drunko driving…. can’t the motherfuckers afford a God damn chauffeur and shit? I mean… really… somebody explain it to me… I know these famous fucks can bankroll a hired driver!

And why was her bail so low? I mean… really… $10,000 ain’t shit for these famous fucks! And, damn… she already been released! Fuck me… there’s no justice!

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