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Rebecca De Mornay DUI

Ha ha… I see LaTosha was just writing about the Mischa Barton DUI.

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And, LaTosha got this Irish boy laughing his ass off when she said this:

And, just what da fuck is it with these celebrities and drunko driving…. can’t the motherfuckers afford a God damn chauffeur and shit? I mean… really… somebody explain it to me… I know these famous fucks can bankroll a hired driver!

All right… now, I know some of you guys are thinking, “Who the fuck is Rebecca De Mornay?” Ha ha… I know… but, see… she was that sultry little Pop Tart who got your weenie’s attention when she worked her female, horny-inspiring magic in the lame-ass, eighties blockbuster Risky Business. Risky Business deserves your hatred for introducing future Scientology dope Tom Cruise to the world stage.

Well, forget little man…. Rebecca De Mornay was a hottie of a honey! Mmmm mmmm good! Can I have seconds please? Well, drunk girl’s actually 48 years-old now… so, maybe not…

But, it seems that she was just charged with two counts of misdemeanor DUI. Driving while drinking… now that’s some risky business.

Stan

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