Britney Spears Looks Like A Crack Whore
Now, guys, I know that sounds like an unfriendly title: Britney Spears Looks Like A Crack Whore.
Here’s the thing though… I’m not trying to be mean… I’m actually being quite objective like a scientist. You see… from my years of urban living I’ve seen quite a number of crack whores, and, Britney looks like one. Check out this picture of her from the other day… Other thing I wonder…. just like we were wondering the other day about why the celebs don’t hire chauffeurs instead of driving drunk ( I mean.. .they can afford it!) …. I’m wondering why Britney (a.) looks like such a scum bag in respect to clothing etc. (b.) doesn’t have some little flunky to take care of errands like buying cigarettes and condoms at the gas station convenience store… (c.) why does that damn lil Romeo have to take it upon himself to point at everybody he doesn’t approve of ??? damn it Romeo there’s no need to be that dang judgmental!
Why? Oh, God why?
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Posted: December 28th, 2007 under Britney, Celebrity Quick Takes.
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