Archive for January, 2008
Tom Cruise Parody Video (I Think)
You know that I can’t stand self-righteous phony ass little man Tom Cruise. How do you spell pseudo-intellectual?
Now, I found this video which features Jerry O’Connell (whoever that is) and, if I’m not mistaken, I think he’s making funny of Douche… I mean Cruise. That’s why I’m embedding it here. But, could one of you […]
Posted: January 29th, 2008 under ScienIdiology, Tom Snooze.
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Miley Cyrus Hanna Montana Pics Leaked But Not Here
Well, some of the writers have fun on here with some pretty scathing stuff… and, I understand there’s a fun spirit behind it. And, the guys who write for this site don’t seem to get bored with the nip slips and bikinis and ass shots and so on… and, even though I’m a woman… I […]
Posted: January 28th, 2008 under (un) Ha Ha HA, Born To Porn, Celebrity Concept, Pussy Problems.
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Sly Hopped-up On HGH
Well, folks… is the verdict really still out on HGH (human growth hormone)? Dr. Andre Berger seems to be part of the problem with his growth hormone hype. Well, some other folks aren’t so sure.
For my part? I think it’s damn irresponsible to be promoting something when it’s still uncertain whether it ultimately has harmful […]
Posted: January 28th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Drugeroo.
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Heath On Parade
Michelle Williams Mourns Heath Video: geez the commentators seem so very very very sincere in their analysis …. (did the sarcasm come across?) …..
Jayne Mansfield Is Not Heath Ledger: At times like these, sometimes it’s important to get back to the basics and remember that… it’s true… despite those who say to the contrary…. Jayne […]
Posted: January 26th, 2008 under Dead Dead, Heath Ledger.
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Dennis Quaid Uses Verklempt
And, I ask you…. what type of person uses the word verklempt! Seriously!
“When I read the script a couple years ago, the end scene always got me emotionally. It made me well up. And of course having our own twins now, it really gets me verklempt.“
Main Entry: verklempt
Part of Speech: adj
Definition: overcome […]
Posted: January 26th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Sorto Bizarro, This And That.
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Heath’s Dial-Crazy Masseuse Happy Hands Diana Wolozin
Whether it matters or not, Heath Ledger’s masseuse, Happy Hands Diana Wolozin, actually made four calls to Skinny Girl MKO… not the two originally reported. Not sure how much this detail matters; but, it makes one wonder what else was reported inaccurately. Rest assured that there’s some blogs who are presenting bullshit as fact; but, […]
Posted: January 25th, 2008 under Dead Dead, Heath Ledger.
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Douche Defends Douche
Believe me…….. hate is a strong word …. and, we hate Adam Sandler. If there ever were an example of a no-talent, assface who got way more fame, recognition, and money than he ever deserved, it would be Sandler. With Tom Cruise coming in a close second. I find his stupid “I’m a little boy” […]
Posted: January 24th, 2008 under Adam Douchebag, HATE!, Tom Snooze.
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Heath Was Dating MKO
It’s being reported in multiple sources that Heath Ledger was dating Mary-Kate Olsen at the time of his untimely croak. That makes sense, because when the masseuse, Diana Wolozin, discovered Mr. Ledger’s deadness, she first tried calling MKO twice. That made me say hmmmmm. We all know ole MKO has got a some problems. Girl […]
Posted: January 24th, 2008 under Dead Dead, Heath Ledger.
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