Brit Flips
Well, Britney Spears has apparently gone crazy… or, perhaps she’s been crazy for a long time; but, this is just the most tangible and clearly-defined expression of said craziness.
I don’t know… but, this story is even hard to make sense of!
Apparently all the insane shit started yesterday when Britney refused to end her visitation and turn the two kids over to Daddy Kevin F. Before you can say, “Holy crazy fuck,” apparently, there were cops and even firetrucks on the scene. That’s one thing I always wonder about situations like this… why are they so quick to call in fire trucks when there obviously ain’t no fire: just a crazy, skank of a bitch who don’t have any respect for the law.
Okay, pretty soon Sean Preston and Jayden James get turned over to Federass, and, the ambulances declare Brit’s under the influence of some unknown mysterious X Files sort of shit! So, the ambulance carted away Miss Skank-a-Pussy to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, and, apparently they had to strap her dirty legs down.
And, rumor has it that they determined that she wasn’t on any drugs… that’s to say… she just good old-fashioned crazy.
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Posted: January 4th, 2008 under Britney.
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