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Chuck Norris’ Popularity Scares Me

Really… I’m not trying to be amusing or cute. I was just listening on CNN about what a profound effect Chuck Norris is having on Huckabee’s campaign.

I mean… we’re talking about an individual who’s claim to fame is starring in movies like The Octagon (1980)
An Eye for an Eye (1981), Silent Rage (1982), Forced Vengeance (1982), Lone Wolf McQuade (1983), Missing in Action (1984), Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985) …. and, let’s not forget that little retarded gem Walker Texas Ranger….

I mean… c’mon… we’re talking some seriously retarded shit… can anyone dispute that?

And, that this little violent asshole should be so influential… yeah, it does scare me.

I think it’s time for a martini.

Stan

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