It appears quite likely through the gossipy vine that Oprah Windbag is on the verge of firing Dr. Phil. Yes, even more bad news for Dr. Phil… and, it makes me every so happy! Can’t stand that pseudo-intellectual of a cult leader of a horse’s ass. And, while I’m at it:

I can’t stand people who like Dr. Phil!

I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate them. They think this obtuse, feel-good, pat-advice-giving jackass is some sort of Buddhist guru. Friends, we’ve already got the flipping Dalia Lama!

And, man, is this year ever getting off to a marvelous start with all the bad Dr. Phil news! Don’t forget that it was Oprah Windbag who made Dr. Horse’s Ass into the celebrity he is… and, the Oprah Lord giveth and she may farteth away. On a side note, I’d absolutely HATE to be around Oprah after she ate a bowl of chili.

Anyway, it’s reported that Oprah thinks Dr. Phil Horse’s Ass used the Britney thing disingenuously to get his rotund baldness into the hot Hollywood spotlight. Oprah, finally, I agree with you on something. But, um, Oprah… what you doing in the Obama spotlight. Hmmm? And, what about the African schools? Philanthropy is some fine publicity ain’t it? Now, don’t call up your sheisty lawyers Windbag. We just be speculating. We just be gossiping. Anything on this site can be wrong Windbag.

But, you know… we don’t really like you either Oprah. I don’t like the legion of twats who hang on your every word as if you’re some sort of prophet. That burns my ass. And, it makes Katie pissed too. She’d argue that Camille Fucking Paglia should be getting this attention; but, that’s a whole other tangent baby.

Stan Hammer

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