I was asked to write about Beth Modica here because she’s a pretty good example of how a (sort-of) normal, regular hussie… I mean woman… can get thrust (oh, pun intended!) into an interesting type of celebrity niche: the sex-crime celebritista niche I’ve heard it called. My colleague Katie is trying to demonstrate the other flavors of celebrity (such as this, political stuff etc.); and, I think she’s got an interesting point. There are quite a number of ways to get into the spotlight.

Celebrity is frequently defined as a “famous or well-known person.” So, if the dirty leg fits…

Now, before debating whether or not I think what happened should be an actual crime; this story reminds me a bit of the Pamela Joan Rogers Turner dirty leg story… except… Pamela Rogers was way the fuck hotter! Pam Rogers was like touching your hand to a glowing red coal… and, Beth Modica is sort of like having your hand stuck in the ice cube maker… but, damn… Pamela Rogers is gorgeous!

But, anyway… Pam of course got all the hell jammed-up for getting her cooze cream all over some lucky of a bastard of a 13 year-olds dipstick. Oh, the lucky little dweeb! And, Skippy, I think rightfully argued that this kid was no victim… and, also rightfully argued that, yes, if the genders would have been reversed that it would have been quite wrong… and, although many don’t want to admit candidly how strongly gender factors in… well, that’s the way it is…

Anyway, horny Beth Modica is our dirty leg of the day. Background: former prosecutor, current PTA prez, married to the police chief… and, currently indicted. Oh, this is juicy juicy! Allegedly the suburban ho played “Let’s hide the salami” with two underage cocks … and, furthermore, allegedly, she partied down with scores of teenage boys sucking down liquor and puffing the reefers. And, did I mention… her hubby is police chief?

Stan

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