Douche Defends Douche
Believe me…….. hate is a strong word …. and, we hate Adam Sandler. If there ever were an example of a no-talent, assface who got way more fame, recognition, and money than he ever deserved, it would be Sandler. With Tom Cruise coming in a close second. I find his stupid “I’m a little boy” shtick to be revolting. You’re 41 years-old asshole …. let’s start acting like it……. and, that the nation worships this disgusting sensibility is often too much to bear. Why is this idiot famous! Really, I want an answer to that? Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy…. again, it is revolting this whole aesthetic in which a grown man acts like a naive boy…. oh, sick motherfuckers!
He’s a comedian. My ass. We’re far too generous. My dead friend’s funnier than douchebag.
And, people wonder why I drink.
Enter another assface: yes, Scienidiology assface Tom Cruise. As we’ve pointed out: another example of a shit-for-brains celebrity who thinks celebrity status makes him, magically, a Harvard-educated intellectual.
What happens when two assface douches collide?
Answer:
Adam Sandler tells PEOPLE in an exclusive statement, “To see anyone’s private life invaded and mocked like this is sickening. It’s especially gross when it happens to a guy like Cruise, who’s a great dad, a great husband, and a great friend.”
Posted: January 24th, 2008 under Adam Douchebag, HATE!, Tom Snooze.
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