Satan On Parade
Dig through the garbage heap… here’s some of the good stuff without too much moldy.
Pictures of Girls Without Make Up: you may be wondering about how this connects to a celebrity site; but, Katie’s been pissing in my ear all week about make-up and women and how fucking Hollywood has created a de facto mandate (her words) that women must wear make-up in public. She was babbling at length how the use of make-up actually creates sort of a dual identity for women… and, I thought she was just talking out of her ass just 
like usual until I saw these photos…. interesting stuff… downright pathological (her words!)
Is Megan Fox Single? Fatback got a laugh out of me by referring to Brian Austin Douchebag as David Silver ……. then I closed my eyes and heard a music to my ears: the chant of “Let Donna Graduate!” lol …. Megan is apparently what you might call a beautiful control freak.
Britney Accuses Mommy of Fucking Pappy: as in paparazzi silly boy Mr. Hungry-For-Money-And-Fame Madman Ghalib ….
Sarah Silverman Is Fucking Matt Damon: I already wrote about how I hate them both, but, I’ll be damned this is some funny shit!
Chanelle Hayes Something Or Other: who really gives a fuck! The girl is beautiful. She’s got one of those faces that make you think of a little deer; but, she also has that look in her eye like she’s a gigantic pain in the ass.
Tony Soprano Punching Fan: ha this is some good shit. Don’t fuck with Mr. Soprano!
Pathetic Twats Want Plastic Surgeons To Make Them Look Like Brad Pitt: this story makes me want to drink.
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Posted: February 1st, 2008 under Satan On Parade.
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