Well, this somewhat inspirational video featuring a Barack Obama speech has gone fucking viral; so, I might as well add my little nothing of a shit to the viralness. I hate the fucking internet. It shows you just how boring people are. Stupid anonymous fucks are always willing to participate and lend their support to the huge projects… but, when it comes to the little, indie projects that are actually interesting…… the anonymous fucks will head off to the MySpaces and FaceBooks and Mtvs any day of the week…

People so bore the fuck out of me.

Barack Obama only semi-bores me. I think he’s a decent man; but, I’m not really on the Barack train. I think there’s a little bit of phony about the guy. And, he’s in a tough position because he needs a lot of white folks to vote for him; thus, he’s handcuffed from really kicking it truth-style. Look. I’m a drunk Irish boy; but, me no got my head up my ass.

We’ve been on top of Obama since the beginning when LaTosha, over a year ago, wrote the fascinating piece: Is America Ready For A President Who Doesn’t Have A White Cock? Do yourself a favor and read that. You’re not going to find anything even close to that on the intershit. Why don’t you boring twats submit that article to Digg or whatever social bookmark bullshit. Oh, because it’s not on The Nation’s website or CNN or BBC or some other multi-million operation. Oh, cause it was written by an actual black girl from the actual fucking ghetto …. God Damn, the world fucking bores the shit out of me!

So, a bunch of boring celebrity twats who can’t think for themselves have followed Oprah Windbag’s lead, and, they’re on the Obama train. Just so fucking boring! Can you tell that I’ve just about had it?

You boring assholes and your boring viral shit! JUST SO FUCKING BORING! The other thing that bores and annoys me are the dopey twats who suggest that I just try to be inflammatory. Listen, I am an alcoholic of a bartender with a lot of anger. And, my anger is justified. I just hate all the stupid bullshit and the sheep, boring, follow-the-leader, unoriginal assholes that surround me. THIS IS MY WORLD TOO! Another thing about most of these people are that they are anti-porno but pro-violence as all hell. I just can’t understand this shit!

Anyway, I am going to be a boring asshole like the thousands of other assholes who are right now posting the You Tube Obama Yes We Can Video. Apparently it features Twat.I.Am from the Black Eyed Twats. Great. But, with Obama… does something just strike you as insincere. As scripted. As phony. I want to like the guy. Just like Fox Fucking Mulder I want to mother fucking believe. But, I’m having problems. I’m having problems. And, I’m not putting the video here on second-thought. Fuck it. It’s been put enough places. This is my protest to the sheep mentality. Ps. Fuck you all.

Stan Hammer

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