Sleek shit around the internetz.

50 Hottest Women In Sports: this is a linkbait if I’ve ever seen one, and, congratz Popcrunch you got me… I think that having skinny albino unsexy Ana Kournikova as #1 is particularly “linkbaity.” For those wondering what “linkbait” means… basically, it’s putting up content to generate links because the search engines are stupid and greedy and give highest rankings (generally) to the sites with the most inbound links… linkbaiting involves often putting up something controversial or stupid (such as listing Ana K. as the sexiest woman in sports… oh fuck me give me a fucking break!) bitch needs a meal…some meat loaf or something… Maria Sharapova (their #5) is so the hell much more beautiful than Ana K… way hotter! it’s like comparing a forest fire to an ember in your barbecue grill… oh, what I’d give to just say hello to beautiful Maria.. Alisson Stokke is #3 and she’s just ridiculously beautiful! Oh, FUCK! She’s in high school??? And, yea… the pole vault is wonderfully suggestive! Why the fuck is Dara Torres on this list? While it might not be nice or right to be so focussed on appearance… really now! bitch looks like some homeless girl who might be like wiping your windshield off and shit………. and Victoria Vanucci should be a lot better than 41 God damn it! Anyway, there’s your link motherfuckers……. and why is Amanda Beard anywhere on this list? The bearded one don’t do it for me…..

Kid looks like Beavis… or Butthead… this kid’s forehead makes me want to puke up my gin.

Hold on a sec… Seacrest is dancing around uber-gaylord style singing a Dolly Parton song to the blond with the huge tits (is there any other kind of blond?) … I can’t turn American Idol off …….. WHY NOT? I don’t know…….

The New Queen of France: well, one cool thing about the Fatback (besides not being a clone of every other fucking celebrity blog out there playing follow-the-leader bore my ass off style) is that they are paying attention to world events because they are, at core, true journalists who believe in integrity, research and fact gathering. Yea!

Reviving John McCain’s gook hatred: Well, we think of politicians as celebrities over here… and, you know… the whole political game is a celebrity fuckfest, and, McCain … well, I guess he’s a bad boy.


Stan Hammer

Press the buttons to bookmark

Hide Sites