Christina Aguilera Pregnant Tits

Christina ….. I don’t pay much attention to this girl. I often avoid writing about her because I don’t feel like looking-up how to spell her name. God knows her singing sounds like the Little Mermaid with strep throat. I guess she had a kid recently. Yawn. Who gives a fa-fiddly-fuck? But, her tits are interesting. I guess they were pregnancy-inspired. You ever notice the stupid expressions she’s so good at making. It’s like she’s inhaling polar bear farts. You know… on second-thought… I really don’t find her that sexy. I doubt her little heart will be broken. These pictures were apparently taken at Best Buy. Why? I don’t know. Why does anyone care? I guess it’s because of her tits. She used to be skinny like Katie Rees. Now, she reminds me of a (see picture).
Check this shit out:
Posted: February 7th, 2008 under Celebrity Quick Takes, Christina Puke.
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