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Katie Rees Police Assault

Katie Rees Skinny Girl BikiniSome of you folks may know that we’re pretty fond of Katie Rees. I know some think she doesn’t deserve our fondness… but, have they seen the tit thong collage? I love Katie. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because the other Katie gets so inspired by her. Maybe she doesn’t deserve my love.

Actually she does. Any sexy baby who elbows and kicks the piggy cops deserves my adoration. What… did they want to harass a blow job out of her pristine lips and mouth?

Rees’ lawyer says,

“Based on the information I’ve received, the officer was very aggressive with her,” Torres said. “They used aggression against her.”

It’s reported that one of her pretty teeth got chipped when the pissy piggy oink oink pushed her up against the vehicle. Son of a bitch probably thought he could lift her skirt up and pull her panties down and have his way with his Porky Pig ding-dong. And why? Just because Katie likes to show her nipples off? Well, hell.. that don’t mean you can aggressively slam her slenderness into the hard steel of a car you fucking bastards!

Her sweetness was was held for about 12 hours at the Clark County jail. That just ain’t right. Pretty babies shouldn’t go to jail. Look at how delightfully skinny she is… That’s just rare for an American girl. Go to the fucking mall sometime and look around at the heffers, heffers, everywhere. Being skinny should be enough to exempt a girl from jail. Seriously.


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