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Blake Overdose

Shit. It seems like a pretty boring Sunday from where I’m sitting. We’re not really the type of site that gets giddy over baby bumps and such shit. There’s a million other boring celebrity sites run by a bunch of boring twats that cover this shit. We like to focus on the seediest, most fucked-up stuff. We like to show you why American celebrity culture is a piece of shit responsible, largely, for the moral decline of the world.

Granted, I can’t resist putting in some sexy ass shots now and then … but, I am a man.

It seems like there haven’t been any real good celebrity fuckstakes lately. I mean a good fuckstake like when Michael Richards twat went into his nigger nigger proclamation. Or like when Mel Gibson twat went into his Hitler routine. Or when Rosie O’Donnell fats went into her Ching Chong monologue.

So, what the fuck is happening? The celebrity a-holes are behaving. And, yawn. That’s not what it’s all about damn it!

Yeah, if you’re looking for a celebrity baby bump you came to the wrong place. And, let me add… if you are the type of anonymous nobody who’s actually searching the web for “celebrity baby bumps”… please proceed immediately and quickly to the corner of Get A Life Boulevard and Fuck Off And Die Avenue.

All we’ve got today is that Amy Winehouse’s incarcerated husband appears to have heroin od’ed in prison.

Yawn.


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